Have you heard the one about alfred

a dangerous robot i'm told

he's got lasers for eyes

and a microchip brain

and his skin is terribly cold

(We've heard the one about alfred its strange, amazing, and true)

but now that we heard about alfred

we'd like to hear more about you



I'm a rumor weed

(he's a rumor weed)

I'm a rumor weed

(he's a rumor weed)

A tiny little story is all i need to make a big mess

( he's a rumor weed)



(So what is a rumor)

Starts as a story

maybe it's true maybe not

but once you repeat it

it's hard to defeat it

now look at the mess that you've got



Alfred's a robot

everyone knows

the story is all over town

Us rumor weeds know how a rumor can grow

just like a big weed in the ground



I'm a rumor weed

( he's a rumor weed)

I'm a rumor weed

(he's a rumor weed)

A tiny little story is all i need to make a big mess

(he's a rumor weed)



Don't start rumors

no no

Don't rumors

word can hurt they spread like a tumor

so play it safe and don't start a rumor



I'm a rumor weed

(he's a rumor weed)

I'm a rumor weed

(he's a rumor weed

A tiny little story is all i need to make a big mess



A tiny little story is all i need

(Better watch out for the rumor weed!)